#409: Shane and Shaffir Shit on Shit

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2020

⏱️ 183 minutes

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Summary

Shane Gillis and I love to get drunk and talk trash. Pretty much everything sucks if you look into it. So I came up with some shit to talk shit about and then Shane and I shit on that shit while getting drunk on Karen juice.

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To hear more of our conversation, head over to my patreon, www.patreon.com/arishaffir where we read a great arrest story and had a drunken blast making fun of it.

The Music

Lily Allen - Fuck You

Ugly Kid Joe - Everything About You

Chip Taylor - Fuck All The Perfect People

Erasure - I Love To Hate You

Transcript

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0:00.0	But anyways, he said today she goes,
0:01.9	do you hear about the vaccine?
0:02.8	They might be starting up in like middle December.
0:05.4	And I'm like, yeah, I saw a pen's announced that.
0:07.8	And she goes,
0:08.4	yeah.
0:09.4	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:11.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:12.0	Yeah, it's like it's really impressive
0:13.2	that the Trump administration got that vaccine out so quick.
0:16.0	I'm not doing this.
0:18.6	If people like you're right away,
0:19.7	I'm like, no, I'm just anti-you.
0:21.5	Yeah, it's really it.
0:23.2	Yeah, although I haven't admitted this before,
0:25.9	it does, I don't know, I like to,
0:28.0	maybe because it's just where I'm from,
0:29.2	but I like to write when people more as people.
0:32.3	In our career, you and I,
0:36.6	who genuinely has fucked with my life personally the most,
0:40.9	has been the left.
0:41.8	So.
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