Hello, welcome to the Betches Up Podcast. I'm Sammy Fishbine. I'm Brian Russell Smith.

And this is the podcast for those of you who don't pay attention to the news and need it explain to you by

your two funniest friends which is us that's us we also neither of us knows the

intro we can at least. Oh and we also read the news so you don't have to yes we read the news so you don't have to.

Yes, we read the news so you don't have to but we obviously don't read our taglines.

No, I was like I was gonna listen back to one of our old episodes and write down what

Elise says because I can write down what she does?

She's great at being like an anchor of shows.

Like she's an MC pretty much.

Basically, yeah.

Okay, so I know that the next thing that she usually asks is,

Brian, what's getting you through the week? Well

apart from just returning from my beautiful vacation I hope you guys stalked it

on this story it was fun I was in Spain I got my teeth cleaned it was great. Right. I thought you were

going to be like I got very drunk. Well that too. I also got my teeth clean because it

was really cheap and it was awesome. Do you find that the people in Spain spend a lot of time drinking

especially during the day? Yeah they all have a survey at around like noon. Yeah it's so

chill. It was awesome and they also do it with like this like sparkling water kind of thing called Tinto de Verano

Or they called it like Clara I think oh yeah, so I kept getting Cervaiso Con Clara and it's like it makes the beer like easier to drink and they had a lot of gluten-free options which was nice for me.

Oh wow I didn't realize they were so far ahead of their time.

I actually kind of so okay getting me through the week I kind of actually have two things getting me through the week but the first one is

the first one is that it's July 31st which is also Harry Potter's birthday so.

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