41: Rock: It's Your Decision

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Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2016

⏱️ 91 minutes

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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces once more; this time for an atheist review of Rock: It's Your Decision; a Bizarro-world version of Footloose where our hero uses his ability to not dance to inspire an entire town of youngsters to also not enjoy themselves. If you want to see our live show in NYC on August 12th, click here to get tickets.

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0:00.0	I get the feeling that they heard rock and they were hearing about rock this is the
0:08.4	80s and people were talking about crack they assumed it was still the music and that's what they made this
0:14.4	movie because he's going like I never realized how dependent I was on rock like
0:19.0	that makes perfect sense if we're talking about crack. He's just taking witness statements from like the 1980s Harlem.
0:27.0	It's like, yeah man, they kill their moms because of The rock. God awful movies.
0:37.0	movie movies. Who be? Who be? Welcome back to the game.
0:47.0	Welcome back to the gamcast,
0:52.0	where each week we sample another selection from
0:53.7	Christian cinema in hopes that we get eternally tortured by one of the real
0:56.4	pro-demons. I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good
1:00.9	friend Heath and right Heathath welcome back thank you know
1:03.8	this better be fun by the way I was gonna do meth with some 12 year olds and rock out
1:07.9	to Kenny G today I cancelled for this so it's better be good I don't think we're going to be able to make up for that.
1:14.8	That's going to make sense in about an hour.
1:16.4	Right, right. Exactly. You have to listen to the episode twice to totally get that joke.
1:20.4	It's like a Kirk Cameron movie.
1:21.6	And sitting 989 miles to my right, you've already heard him.
1:27.0	He's my bad friend Eli Bosnick.
1:29.0	Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir?
1:31.0	Not great.
1:32.0	He said he was going to do meth with me and some
1:33.5	of my friends earlier now canceled for the record I guess we'll do this instead
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