#41: Religion Is Like A Penis

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7 • 680 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2013

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

1- Kidneys gone, I’m good Thanks
2- Welcome to Louisiana have a drink get ur gun
3- North Dakota says at conception you are a person with rights except the right to choose
4- Don Young calls em Wetbacks Obama calls her beautiful Same thing right?
5- Boycott FOX news about time that left wing FOX is exposed
6- Religion is like a penis, Do not pull it out in public
7- Science says universe is 13.82 billion years old Palin is sticking with 5000
8- Plan B with no ID
9- RIP Margaret Thatcher
10- Ben Carson the new great black hope
11- Congrats Rick Pitino and Louisville greatest week ever
12- Brittney Griner to NBA? Uh NO
13- Tiger will master Masters
14- Psst, need an Accord?
Apr 10, 2013

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden and welcome back to who's paying attention.
0:24.4	This is episode 41.
0:26.3	And when I say welcome back, I shouldn't say that, I guess, because I'm the one who's been gone.
0:30.5	For those who don't know, I had surgery on March 26th.
0:35.0	I donated a kidney to my brother.
0:38.0	Yeah, don't be too impressed.
0:39.1	He owed me money.
0:39.8	I want him back to work.
0:41.4	No, I'm kidding.
0:42.9	My brother was suffering from kidney failure.
0:46.2	He went on dialysis last year.
0:48.8	We did the tests, and I was able to give him a kidney.
0:52.9	So my kidney's working.
0:55.3	I think one of the funniest things was the doctors talking about how big my kidney was.
1:01.0	I outweigh my brother by about 50 pounds.
1:03.7	We're the same height, but I got 50 pounds on them.
1:06.5	And I guess when you're a big person, you have big organs.
1:09.8	Who knew?
1:10.8	Yeah, I know there's a joke in there, but I don't take the cheap ones.
1:14.0	You feel free to fill it in.
1:16.0	Anyway, I have big kidneys, and my kidneys working excellently in my brother.
1:22.4	A lot of you did comment on Facebook and Twitter and so on, sent good wishes and prayers.
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