This is the BBC.

You've just taken your jacket off and I've just put mine on.

That is the difference between us.

I'm chilly and you're warm.

I've just seen something very amusing on Twitter,

because it says something like southerners,

advice to southerners, stay indoors,

make no attempt to go out, advice to noughteners,

you'll need your big coat.

And that is the difference, isn't it?

Little bit of snow, and people like you,

Timmerous little sownsows from Empera.

You can't even stick us out.

If you got here today, because we're not in your house,

how have you got here?

Well, I walked to the Tube station and I got on the Tube.

Yeah, what about you? Did you get a BBC car?

Well, you'd like me to have got a BBC car, wouldn't you?

Well, the big news for you, Luffy,

is that I didn't get a BBC car today.

I offered to give up the BBC car today,

because I knew the back streets around where I live

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