You're, um, listening to...

Walking the room! What the fuck was that, man? You know what? Now, here's the thing. Fuck you. If... No, I am... If you take a septic tank truck, you know, where they suck the shit of a septic tank because it's overflowing into the truck. Yeah. And you suck it out through that tube. Right. Then you get a pig. Right. a really large pig.

Yeah.

And you suck it out through that tube. Right. And then you get a pig, right? A really large pig. Yeah. And you put that tube in the pig's ass. Sure. Okay. And you reverse the suction. So all the shit and the feces and everything that was in that septic tank, the piss, the fucking nightmare, the blood, everything shoots into the pig. Slow enough. so the pig just swells and swells and swells and it starts popping and little fucking streams of shit and piss and blood are shooting out of that pig.

The sound that it makes, when that's happening, is the sound of this podcast.

Here's what's freaking me out.

Walking the room.

Why are you doing the holiday edition of this show now? Here here's what's upsetting to me. If you're going to give a recipe and not tell people to get a pen, if you're going to tell people how to make a stuffed shit pig for the fucking holidays, all right? If you're going to tell people how to make fecal pig and not tell them at the top of the show.

Because now they've got to go back.

Now they've got to go back.

I'm sorry.

They've got to go back.

They've got to get a pen.

Where's my paper?

How do I make a fecal pig?

They ran that by me at the top of the show.

Walking the room.

Destroy podcast.

Yeah. You are... You are... You are... Okay, so I... I don't't you don't even fucking how do you make how do you make a funnier die video

with fucking tofer grace yeah and not fucking ever mentioned that that happened and never

said that never comes up on the fucking show god. There are times when we're fucking talking about the air in this room. We got nothing. And you made a fucking... No. So, okay, fair enough. Then I was like, all right, that's pretty cool. Like, you know what? You're a fucking humble motherfucker, and you weren't bringing your shit out and bragging. fucking talk about shit. I brag about shit. I brag about making surf records that will never be heard, right? I know. I usually don't tell people when I'm doing shit. That's fine. So whatever. That's great. Don't bring a good fucking story to this thing. Nobody wants to hear about Telfare Grace. So. Nice guy. Then, here's why everyone... So then... So the video is awesome. You're the fucking the, you're the fucking best thing in it.

And then I'm like, oh. Here's why everyone... So then... So the video is awesome.

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