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God Awful Movies

41: GAM041 Rock: It's Your Decision

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2016

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces once more; this time for an atheist review of Rock: It's Your Decision; a Bizarro-world version of Footloose where our hero uses his ability to not dance to inspire an entire town of youngsters to also not enjoy themselves. If you want to see our live show in NYC on August 12th, click here to get tickets. --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0

With BT Broadband and TV, you can say goodbye to boredom and hello to...

0:04.5

Huh?

0:30.0

I get the feeling that they heard rock and they were hearing about rock. This is the 80s.

0:39.0

People were talking about crack. They assumed it was still the music.

0:43.0

And that's what they made this movie because he's going like, I never realized how

0:46.8

dependent I was on rock. Like that makes perfect sense if we're talking about

0:51.1

crack. He's just taking witness statements from like the 1980s Harlem.

0:57.0

Yeah man, they kill their moms because of the rock.

1:04.0

Not awful movie movies.

1:12.0

Welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema

1:24.0

and hopes that we get eternally tortured by one of the real pro demons. I'm your host

1:28.0

Noah Luzon and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath.

1:31.0

And right, Heath, welcome back.

1:33.0

Thank you Noah. This better be fun by the way. I was going to do meth with some 12

1:37.0

year olds and rock out to Kenny G today. I canceled for this. So it's better be good.

1:42.0

I don't think we're going to be able to make up for that. That's going to make sense in about an hour and an hour and an hour.

1:46.0

Exactly, exactly. The afterlist into the episode twice to totally get that.

1:50.0

It's like a Kirk Cameron movie.

1:53.0

And sitting 989 miles to my right, you've already heard him. He's my bad friend Eli Bosnick.

1:59.0

Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir? Not great. Heath said he was going to do meth with me and some of my friends earlier now.

2:06.0

Canceled for the record. I guess we'll do this instead. Whatever.

2:10.0

Trust me on the second go. This is going to be really funny.

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