40: GAM040 More Than Chance

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2016

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up once more for an atheist review of More Than Chance; the story of a young girl crippled by child abuse and really bad screenwriting, who eventually learns to overcome her disabilities and follow her dreams through a combination of Jesus and not dreaming very big. --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0	And like fucking Wilford Brimley from the diabetes commercial, she whispers, homemade Amish
0:09.6	Fudge.
0:10.6	She, I have whispered things into the ears of my victims with less intensity, joy, and
0:18.7	madness than this actress whispered the words, homemade Amish Fudge.
0:24.0	Just forward to this scene and watch this woman say homemade Amish Fudge, like it's the
0:28.5	last lines of saving private Ryan.
0:31.0	It's fucking amazing.
0:35.5	God awful movie.
0:41.7	Movie.
0:51.0	Welcome back to The Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian
0:54.2	cinema because when we snap we want to have a good excuse for it.
0:57.5	I'm your host Noah Luciens and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath
1:01.0	and right.
1:02.0	Heath, welcome back disabled people are the best.
1:04.8	Do not say that enough.
1:06.8	Just good people.
1:07.8	So my best friends are disabled.
1:09.8	So my best mother's as well and sitting 989 miles to my right again.
1:13.9	Yeah, we're not in the same room together anymore.
1:15.6	Is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli?
1:18.0	How are you this fine afternoon, sir?
1:19.7	Doing pretty good.
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