41 - FreelANce moNkeY AsSaSsins (Iran / Diaper Consent)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2018

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

In a supersized episode this week, we cover the dissolution of the Iran deal and the celebratory fervor it unleashed in the Death Cult

but, more importantly, we talk about the viral idea of "diaper-change consent" between parents and toddlers, and how it's setting the world ablaze.

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
0:22.0	Stay tuned, guys. I'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're going to stay tuned.
0:33.1	I'm on drugs.
0:34.2	I'm on fire.
0:35.5	And I'm Alexander Edward.
0:36.8	And I'm Mountain Mart. And I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Mountain Mart.
0:38.9	And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:40.2	We are minion death cult.
0:44.8	The world is ending.
0:46.5	Your dad's Facebook feed is responsible.
0:50.1	We're documenting it.
0:51.1	God damn it, dad.
0:52.7	We got a few things to talk about up front before we get to this semi-depressing, semi-hilarious episode.
1:00.8	It's so good how we introed that.
1:02.6	I'm continuing to ruin it.
1:06.5	But first, we've got to thank our patrons, our newest patrons.
1:11.2	$3 a month gets you access to every bonus episode, every weekly premium episode.
1:16.6	We drop them on Thursdays now.
1:19.3	So four bonus episodes a month for $3.
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