4.8 • 803 Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2021
⏱️ 95 minutes
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0:00.0 | And the rubber chicken says, I'd like to take a bite out of Governor Ron DeSantis, but I can't because I got no teeth because I'm a rubber chicken. |
0:33.8 | Yes, you are. Yes, you are. And I can understand your anger, but we've got no time for that right now because we've got to get on with a rant cast number 41. Lewis Black's rant cast number 41. Almost forgot my name entitled Cyber Ninjas, soon to be a Netflix special. |
0:56.0 | Yes, Sir E. Bob. |
0:58.0 | Wow, Cyber Ninjas working out of Maricopa County, a group that has never, ever, ever, ever, |
1:04.0 | ever, ever been involved in counting, involved in any type of elections whatsoever. |
1:11.8 | And of course they would be hired. |
1:13.4 | Why wouldn't they be hired since they have, you know, no resume to speak up? |
1:17.8 | Because that's what this is all about, really, this time period. |
1:21.4 | Is the less you have on a resume, the more we want to hire you. |
1:26.0 | Hence, we have Elise Stefonic possibly becoming, |
1:30.1 | taking over the power position of Liz Cheney. And I would now be finding myself going, |
1:38.3 | holy God, you can't kick out Liz Cheney. You've got a sane voice there? You've got someone who actually has, |
1:46.1 | excuse me, beliefs in the system that I hold dear, and that I agree with Iran, even though |
1:54.2 | I don't agree with practically anything, any programs, anything that she thinks politically, I don't, but at least there's a given |
2:03.4 | to take there. |
2:04.7 | And we know that there are limits to this kind of thing. |
2:07.4 | But for God's sake, cyber ninjas run by a man who believes in the conspiracy that the |
2:14.7 | election was stolen from Donald Trump. Is somebody kidding me? |
2:19.5 | Is anybody home? |
2:21.5 | They just hired the Republican legislature of Arizona, I guess, with nothing to do that |
2:26.7 | day, said, yeah, let's count it again, even though it had been counted already, |
2:29.8 | and Republicans had already said it was completely fine. |
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