41 - Bad Ass Samuel Whittemore - Smollop
The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 19.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2014
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds examine Samuel Whittemore.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the dollop. A historical podcast. Each week I, Dave Anthony, tell my friend |
| 0:06.4 | Gareth Reynolds, a story from history. And I have no idea what the topic is. |
| 0:13.7 | No you don't. I guess I went up a little bit but it's that's all right. You said my name. |
| 0:17.4 | It's so nice to use a Gareth. Gaaaaay, re-Randals. Yeah. God, you want to look here to do? |
| 0:22.7 | I'll do one bottle. People say this is funny. Not Gary Gareth. Dave, okay. Someone or |
| 0:27.7 | something is ticklish. Is it far fine? And this is not going to come to ticklish podcast. |
| 0:31.6 | Okay. You are Queen Fakie of A Thap Town. All hail Queen Shit of Liesville. A bunch of |
| 0:38.2 | religious virgins go to Mingle and do a tray. I can't eat. No. I see, done my friend. |
| 0:46.5 | No, no, no. The year was 1696. Hmm interesting little time, huh? All right. |
| 0:57.0 | Samuel Whitmore was born in Charleston, Massachusetts. Massachusetts. Massachusetts. |
| 1:04.6 | It is amazing that anyone survived from what we know about the world back then. |
| 1:08.8 | Well, I will agree with that. Yeah. So Neil's already he's amazing. Yep. He's alive in this time. |
| 1:16.8 | But there's not much to talk about until he's 50. At that point, he served as a private |
| 1:22.7 | and colonel Jeremiah Molten's third Massachusetts regimen where he fought in King George's War |
| 1:29.9 | in 1744 to 1748. Okay. He served as a captain in his majesty's Dragoons, a unit of elite British |
| 1:37.8 | calvary men, much feared across the globe for their fierce fighting abilities. Okay. |
| 1:43.4 | That was a war against the French and American Indians. King George's War. Yep. |
| 1:47.9 | But I started to read about it and then I kind of gave up on it because it involved just a lot of |
| 1:53.0 | fucking countries and people and I got confused and I don't have that kind of time for a small up. |
| 1:57.2 | Fuck him. So King George's War, the Austrians were involved. Good. The Austrians. Good. |
| 2:02.9 | Fighting the French in Canada during the war of Austrian succession. Right? Yeah. |
| 2:08.3 | Right. Yeah. You want to read more? No. I continue. Am I interested to peaked? |
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