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improv4humans with Matt Besser

41.5 Joe Wengert, Danielle Schneider, Mike Still

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2012

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Bonus Cut: Show Me Your Business Card - Joe Wengert, Danielle Schneider, and Mike Still have some unfinished business cards to attend to. So make yourself some garlic nachos and enjoy this week’s bonus episode of improv4humans!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Bonus episode with Joe Wannett, Danielle Schneider, and Mike Stale.

0:05.7

Welcome to ImprofreeHym as a map bastard. This is the bonus episode. I thought this was a really funny scene actually, but last last week's episode was way too long. So, enjoy!

0:19.1

Crap on YouTube.

0:26.9

Alright, should we do one more? Let's do a crap on YouTube to get out of here.

0:33.2

Colin Denny sends your business card as crap.

0:37.8

Colin Denny says your business card is crap.

0:45.7

Oh, oh, that's the name of the guy. Your business card as crap is the name of the video.

0:53.3

You know, business card, don't let that be your apprehension.

1:00.3

Don't let not having the tools be your trepidation. These are the gift, the prize.

1:07.5

You don't spend the money until you've made the money, and then you only spend a percentage of it, and you buy the best quality you can buy.

1:14.6

You see a business card? Cheap. Strathmore stock. 60 pound. Holds a crease. Can you tear it? Absolutely. Looks like crap? It is crap.

1:28.0

The same size of every other business card in my hand that you guys just gave me. These aren't even your cards.

1:32.6

That card looks like crap too. One color. Nothing special about it. Let me see what to say on it.

1:38.9

Name of the company in Atlanta. It's an agency. This guy's a CSO, Chief Strategic Officer, while I'm impressed.

1:49.5

So what? He's an officer. I know companies that are worth $10,000 a year, and the guy's a CEO.

1:55.1

I will never make a criticism if I don't have a resolution.

2:01.5

You see that card? This is the most impressive business card I've ever seen. It's my.

2:08.3

It took me 25 years to design this card. This is about $4 a card. Jesus. Because of the stock.

2:17.7

He's holding up with it in a row of decks because it doesn't belong in a row of decks.

2:21.9

He's holding up a card that's almost as big as the CD. It looks like a CD.

2:25.8

Even if they don't like you. His face on it. Because it demonstrates incredible

2:31.2

marketing capability. Life is not about being light. It's about being effective.

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