409-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2017

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

What if you wipe yourself with toilet water to save paper but you flush a bunch so you're actually wasting water? Can you really say you care about the environment? Not sure, but you're definitely probably vegan. Plus, when blind people dream do they "see" what we do? Only twins with different sized penis can help us answer these important questions. We get the stories the OTHER podcasts choose to ignore. F*** you in your a**? We'll be right there.

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0:00.0	One, two, three.
0:02.4	Look at me.
0:05.0	I can't hear my beautiful voice.
0:10.7	Why can't you hear it?
0:11.7	Are you probably turned down?
0:13.7	Did you do that on purpose?
0:15.7	On purpose?
0:16.7	No.
0:17.7	I like that.
0:18.7	I'm going to feel it last week.
0:21.7	I'm going to do it.
0:23.7	So it's very exciting.
0:25.7	If you don't know, we're doing...
0:29.2	What do you mean?
0:31.2	You're totally deaf.
0:32.2	You're pointing at me.
0:33.7	Like I would do it.
0:34.7	It's your fault.
0:35.7	Just turn your headphones up.
0:36.7	No, they are up.
0:37.7	It's the...
0:38.7	Okay, they're there.
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