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No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Live from Poole, Dan, Andy, Anna and Andrew discuss tardigrades, tigers, testicle theft and trendy priests.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast this

0:20.4

week coming to you live from pool. My name is Dan Schreiber I'm sitting here with Anna

0:33.9

Toshinsky Andrew Hunter Murray and James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones

0:39.7

with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we

0:45.5

go starting with fact number one and that is James. My fact this week is that tardigrades

0:52.3

can survive being shot out of a gun but they're a bit groggy afterwards. Tardigrades.

1:00.4

Tardigrades yes tiny little things not quite microscopic you can see them if you look really

1:06.1

really carefully but very very small little things living in all over the world probably

1:11.5

some in your garden probably some on this stage. No they're not on this stage they live

1:15.1

in like moss and in bits of grass and stuff like that they're really really strong powerful

1:20.2

things you can't kill them virtually nothing will kill them. They're not powerful like

1:25.0

they can't put a lorry they're not going to get a pick back. They're not for the man

1:28.7

they're a wreck and what do you reckon? I think it's enough of anything you can put a lorry.

1:32.1

We don't need them to put a lorry we just need them to drive a lorry. Apparently scientists

1:38.4

I read can't work out a scenario in which they would go extinct prior to the actual explosion

1:45.9

of the sun basically like the explosion of the sun might not kill them either. So basically

1:50.3

they can survive in space they can survive really really hot temperatures really really cold

1:54.6

temperatures they can survive loads of radiation if they get in trouble they just kind of shut

1:59.9

their bodies down and then kind of get rid of all the water and you put a bit of water

2:03.4

to back on them and they come back alive again and what has happened is some of these tadec

2:08.3

raids have been sent up into space onto the moon and they've crashed into the moon and

2:13.8

people are wondering maybe they're alive and maybe they're actually living there on

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