You can't marry an Irish to run their whole life eating drugs.

I'm like I know my personality is not that good. I know how a mirror works so I know that's not it.

I met a nice boy.

Never dreaming.

Tell them Steve Dave.

Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave Memorial Day edition.

And you may think that over the years the troops have given a lot nothing compared to wall planning and coming in an hour early.

Really, that was a good idea.

He was very quick on the text from me.

I was very positive. No comment whatsoever before you got here.

None.

I said nothing about coming in an hour early. I don't know why he would lead off with that.

I can see it in his eyes.

That's a thousand yards dear.

Not at all.

The response was so quick and so chipper when I was like, can we do it in the morning?

That I was like, oh, he must like doing it in the morning.

Like that's how that might be a stretch.

I'm just trying to make it easy for you because I know how I know that your schedule is hell and you have a very limited window.

So I try to make myself available to you.

And I also assumed that I was like, I told my wife I was like, there is no fucking way when he gets up tomorrow that he's going to get up early.

And I want to come and get that text around nine, 20 that you know, he's not going to be able to make a boy.

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