#409: My Boyfriend's Mom MADE Me Take THE RICE PURITY TEST! | Reddit Stories

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🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:00.0	What's up, Wikimaniacs? Welcome to another Monday Reddit reading episode. Reddit on wiki starts now.
0:07.6	Get there. Beard on wikishop.com. Reddit on wikishop.com. Buy all the merch. We're starting straight with the plugs.
0:21.6	We need that money. So make sure you go there. Every merch all at once. The vault is open. It's your boy, Sean. With me today. J&J. Say hello. It's now confirmed that Sean puts money over us too, John. I mean, it's not even a question at this point.
0:39.2	No, that's true.
0:39.9	That's true.
0:40.5	Come on.
0:41.1	We've known. that Sean puts money over us too, John. Oh, I mean, it's not even a question at this point.
0:39.1	No, that's true. That's true.
0:40.5	Ah, come on.
0:41.1	We've known our boy for like almost five years.
0:43.6	It's, I mean, I would take you all over money.
0:46.0	If we stopped making money, I'd still come on every week and do this pod.
0:49.1	Would I do as many things? Would we do live streams?
0:52.0	I'd be like, all right, we're not making money. Let's stop it with a live stream.
1:11.5	All right, let's stop it with a bonus Patreon stores. No one's on there anymore. I'm going to pick up some extra shifts at work, actually. I have to work more. But I would still come and do the regular episode. For sure. Sean would go back to shots and thoughts. I would still love to do shots of thoughts now and I know that's costing me money to do.
1:14.2	Telling us, bro. Sean would go back to shots and thoughts. I would still love to do shots and thoughts now,
1:11.5	and I know that's costing me money to do. Charlie, guys, bro, we did three years of the shit. We didn't see a dime. That shit was red the whole time. Exactly. I'm fucking, this is for the love of the game. If we lost everything, I'd still be down. Y'all are my boys. Wow. I love you, buddy. But while we can make a dime while we're doing it, I will promote that.
1:31.1	We've got to. You all are my boys. Wow. I love you, buddy. Well, we can make a dime while we're doing it.
1:28.4	I will promote that.
1:31.1	We got to get paid somehow.
1:32.8	I appreciate that.
1:34.0	I got to make money off of those things.
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