All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcasts so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what? Even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcast subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Invested all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcast by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters at or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

What's up, Bungholes. Welcome to the bad Christian podcast. Want to thank everybody that's joined the BC club recently. It's been very, very nice having continually new people come into be part of the community, the BC club. And for that and for everybody else today, we'll have a special announcement coming up in the show in a little bit. And it's regarding bad Christian conference 2019.

I think everybody kind of knows at this point that when we had our first conference this year, BC Con, it was this thing where we finally understood what bad Christian is and how awesome it is when we finally saw that group of people together. Yes, this is it. This is what we are. We finally know that. And so we expect 2019 to be, you know, huge. It's going to be a lot bigger, a lot more fun. And I think we know how to do it even better than last time. So we're pumped about that. And yeah, things going well here. Hope they're going good for you guys. Hope you enjoy this episode. Let's do it.

Yeah. Yeah. God showed up. I don't give a shit when I put in my body. You don't ever fucking leave it. So if you've never done oral, then you're extra virgin. No, girl. It's my plan. I showed my dad my penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get my honest.

The pepperoni, the anchovy, the sausage, all that sausage ball.

The bad Christian.

Joie eats pizza.

Okay.

Okay.

You know, because we put the whole, you know, don't do it again.

You're too scared to keep beatboxing. I'm not going to do it again.

We have the whole intro, you know, is musical now that there's like B sand like three to one's and it's can't, you know, it's like a minute and a half of like

do do do do do do do do do. When the podcast star got showed up hell yeah, right? I don't give a shit. But I put it in my body. So you don't have to say it now. And then when you beat box for another minute, I sometimes I think that might be a minute too long. You know, just kind of you always beat box.

Maybe you know, maybe you'll leave me a little care. You wanted to do it on purpose. I don't care. I like it. No, I don't care. You don't care about the quality where it shows, what you're saying? No, I don't I want.

I want to put the microphone in at your face, please. I don't have the balls to quit. So I just want things to show that at church, when you do response time. Does that with the other pastor's say, which good? How long is he going to? I'll tell you what I do. I'll tell you what I do for response time now instead of so usually the lead pastor on the screen pray says amen. And then I start. But now when he says amen, what is it? In H. Yeah, oh gosh. Yeah. So now when he says amen, someone in the sound booth at our location, push his play and it goes. Do do do do.

What would you want to enjoy it. And then I'm like, what's up everybody? Oh, wow. That's great! You're part of the response time every time. One think to do. Do do do do do do do do do. What would you, Joey Joey Joey? What's up? Can we get any kind of money from ccos for that? Well, I mean I think this should be considered our gift to God's kingdom. Oh this is our gift. Why this is our way of giving back? This is going really good. So speaking of the word pussy.

Now that's a segue. Now that's how you segue mother fucker. We got this argument last night, Joey. And I was thinking about the word pussy and I do not think I almost never think of it. If I call somebody pussy, it has nothing to do with a ladies netters. Nothing. It's to me. It literally just means. Oh, you're being done ladies. What I never heard that word for. Her netters. Nethers. Her lower region. I never heard that.

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