#407: Obsessive Obsessive Compulsive Compulsive Obsessive Compulsive Compulsive Obsessive Compulsive Compulsive Compulsive Obsessive Obsessive Obsessive Compulsive Obsessive Obsessive Compulsive Compulsive Compulsive Obsessive Obsessive (with @EliSairs)

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2020

⏱️ 174 minutes

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Summary

Eli Sairs came over to talk to me about his OCD. He's got it bad. And it's all wrapped up with Jesus, too, which makes it even harder to deal with. The levels this guy has to go through just to make through basic life stuff is astounding. I bet he eats box really thoroughly, though. Didn't ask him about that. I wish I had.

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Kid Cudi - Trapped In My Mind

Daniel Johnston - Devil Town

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0:00.0	When I'm asked for it, I felt the same ways what you're talking about. Oh really? Yeah, this is evil. I know it's wrong
0:04.8	Yeah, we're so evil. I wouldn't even do it
0:07.0	It was like fuck the floor. Yeah, I would do that you do that. Yeah, fuck it before rolls
0:11.0	Dude or a couch or something like that. Oh hell yeah. Oh fuck the shit of a couch dude. Not like the
0:15.1	No, no, no, I'm trying to fuck my dick up. Yeah. I'm trying. Oh dude. That was the best
0:19.4	That's why I didn't spank off. I found something way better. I used to like rub it like this against my jeans
0:24.6	I should it I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, and then it would bleed
0:26.8	And that was like, oh, this is the problem. Yeah, I'm glad I never applied the OCD to jacking off
0:37.4	steps
0:39.4	18
0:40.8	And she stops to abide by the law that she herself has set
0:46.7	That 18 steps is one complete set and before the next nine right and I left
0:53.2	She looks up up. Hello everybody. Welcome to our okay, hold on before you even start
0:59.2	Did you know and I bet you didn't I guarantee you didn't what I'm about to tell you do you know there's a video on YouTube
1:04.8	YouTube.com
1:08.1	Entitled
1:09.4	Which double a rechargeable battery is best after one year?
1:14.8	Let's fuck this is all still part of the title which double a rechargeable battery is best after one year
1:19.2	Let's find out exclamation point anilup duracell Amazon EBL. That is a video on YouTube. There was no way you were gonna find out
1:29.7	Nothing you would have done in your life would have made the algorithm suggests
1:34.6	That video to you the the which double a rechargeable battery is best after one year
1:39.8	Let's find out anilup duracell Amazon EBL. There's no way the only way you're finding out is it for me
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