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I was just we were having a conversation right before the show started and I wanted to finish the conversation, but I also felt like the rest of the people at home couldn't hear.

Because it wasn't very inside baseball, but it wasn't the same time. I just got a text from my child, my 24-year-old kid.

And she was like, I hear you're drinking a lot of Celsius's. And Celsius's, it's gonna sound like a commercial, but it doesn't believe me.

After we're done talking, it's not a fucking commercial.

Celsius are these drinks, man, that you find like 7-Eleven and stuff. And my kid sold it to me as a vegan drink.

She's like, it's vegan. And she's like, it's, it's like perksy up and stuff. She was drinking a bunch of orange ones.

So I tried one and I was like, you know what, stop that. And then I found that a grape. And I love grape reminds me of like grape welch's grape soda, which I grew up drinking.

So I've been, you know, pretty addicted to this. And what does it say? It says, live fit.

So that's like healthy, right? Because they say so. You know what I'm saying? Like at the top, it says no sugar, no preservatives, live fit.

That's their whole thing. And zero calories and shit. And my kid was saying like it's vegan. So I'm like, well, this is, this is, yeah, this is not wrong with this.

So I've been drinking a bunch of them.

My kid was here two weekends ago at the theater when we did a Superman live script reading.

And she saw me just pound and Celsius. And she's like, how many of those a day do you drink? And I was like, 10, why?

And she was like, did you think of got more caffeine than coffee? And I was like, well, I don't drink coffee, you know?

And she's like, but you're a fucking heart attack victim. She's like, I really don't think you should be having that much.

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