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The Mess Around with Hannah and Lamorne

407: Goldmine

The Mess Around with Hannah and Lamorne

iHeartPodcasts

Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.69K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Is Oprah in these streets? Do men cry on their penises? Hannah's uncomfortable taking about the girls, and Lamorne remembers Harold AND Kumar appearing on New Girl. Plus, did you know Beson Boone is a fan?!

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:04.4

You say you'd never give it into a meltdown.

0:08.0

Never let kids' toys take over the house.

0:12.4

And never fill your feet with kid photos.

0:17.8

You'd never plan your life around their schedule.

0:21.0

Never lick your thumb to clean their face.

0:24.9

And you'd never let them leave the house looking like less than their best.

0:30.9

You say you'd never put a pacifier in your mouth to clean it.

0:35.1

Never let them stay up too late.

0:41.4

And never let them run wild through the grocery store.

1:04.1

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1:11.6

I know a lot of cops. They get asked all the time. Have you ever had to shoot your gun? Sometimes the answer is yes.

1:17.5

But there's a company dedicated to a future where the answer will always be no.

1:21.4

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1:24.2

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1:32.4

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1:41.4

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1:44.0

Let me tell you something. I've got the voice.

1:45.3

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1:47.4

The one they never saw coming.

1:52.3

Each week, I sit down with the culture creators and scroll stop us.

1:53.4

Tina knows.

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