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The Basement Yard

#407 - Bringing Cndoms To A Funeral

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Joe and Frank talk about the fact people try to pick people up at a funeral! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. Hey bud Frank. How's it going?

0:03.6

You couldn't you couldn't pick one you couldn't pick one so you went all over the place. Yeah, I don't yeah, I got a haircut

0:08.9

Yeah, I did hair cutting shave. I still like left it long. Yeah, don't do that anymore

0:13.0

Like get it get it cut the whole shaggy thing

0:15.8

You moved to Brooklyn and now you want to look like an ironic like person that takes care of themselves

0:19.6

I take care of myself, but two are degree. I'm what do you mean? You Brooklyn people man?

0:25.0

You you swear by this whole like you know like it's ironic style like I'm gonna wear designer that looks like it got fucking

0:32.6

Run over my head. Maybe thrice in your whole life

0:35.9

Yes, but I know the people that live here. I do I eat you you who I eat I eat I though he said I eat I don't eat

0:44.3

I do eat. Are you good tell I?

0:47.4

Do like I know the people that live here. It's all these ironic hipsters that like you know they wear like that's why

0:53.6

Fashion companies now they're releasing like fucking clothes that look like they were dragged by horse for 12 miles

0:59.4

And they're like oh, this is a fucking $30,000 shirt. I don't know about that. They are though. Tell me I'm wrong

1:06.4

Yes, you're wrong. No, I'm not okay. There was a recently you're the company that you're going to start working with

1:12.3

Balenciaga they recently released something okay. I'm not working with the company one

1:17.1

Two I'm proud of you. I said it right. I really saying the name right. I'm Balenciaga

1:22.6

I used to say Balenciaga. No, that's how you say it. Yadid Balenciaga use yeah, that's how you should say it

1:28.8

And I tried to work on it for you

1:31.4

Balenciaga because it's the small things that show you that I listen to you, you know here we go

1:36.3

But they do that they released like it was like a pair of pants someone released like a pair of pants that were just like destroyed

1:43.0

And it was like fucking like 3,800 bucks. Yeah, doesn't don't don't get it white pants white pants white pants parties

1:50.6

Do you remember those those white pants parties? Oh, dude, what a weird

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