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The Tim Dillon Show

405 - Matthew Perry & A Hamptons Tragedy

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Tim examines hanging out with Israel, price gouging, Subway in crisis, putting children in jail, Matthew Perry’s fake friends and why you should never weep in the Hamptons.

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0:00.0

Israeli official says Iran war is inevitable and U.S. should attack now.

0:08.0

That's what I love about Israel.

0:10.0

I liked it as a friend, they're always getting us into something. I like it. The summer got a little boring

0:16.7

since you know they almost shot the president in broad daylight. They who knows who they is.

0:25.2

I'm just saying it was you know we're kind of in the doldrums the dog days of summer as they say and of course our good friend

0:30.2

Israel says listen this war with Iran which no one knew anything about a few

0:34.7

months ago is an inevitability. She's gonna happen and the US should attack

0:40.1

now just get it over with rip the band-aid off go in there and do what you need to do

0:46.3

let's not get nuts with the diplomacy let's not waste anybody's time

0:51.2

Israel's like people's patience has been really strained by this Gaza war which has gone on now for

0:58.9

almost a year, right?

1:01.8

And they go, people are really getting the sick of this nobody knows what the objective anymore is in God. I don't think anyone knows

1:07.6

I don't think anyone knows what the objective is anymore. I don't think the objective is clear now. I don't know if it, you know, one time it was to defend yourself to root out Hamas and people understood that.

1:18.6

But now, I don't know that anyone knows that, you you know there's a clear objective or a clear

1:24.8

plan for what's going on so I think Benjamin Nenayor to his credit has figured out

1:31.0

the only way to really keep people's eyes on the ball is to keep

1:38.9

the party going. I mean we gotta keep the party going and the way to keep the party going is to just get the United States

1:46.2

to just start launching cruise missiles into Iran

1:50.4

apparently it is inevitable along with a surge of combat aircraft and warships, President Biden dispatched three of his top mid-east advisors, CIA Director Bill Burns to the region this week to try to delay Iranian and Hezbollah

2:09.3

military reaction against Israel because remember Israel went in and they killed Ismail

2:15.4

Hania, who is the Hamas political bureau chief, who was in Iran, I believe to

2:21.4

attend the new swearing in of the president of Iran.

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