When Apple invented the personal computer, we were all alone in the world, but soon it seemed

that everybody was trying to build a better Apple. Well, somebody finally did.

Lisa from Apple.

So advanced it puts us right back where we started,

alone again.

Soon there'll be just two kinds of things. alone again.

Soon there'll be just two kinds of people, those who use computers and those who use apples.

Hello and welcome to the

the best 30 plus minute alpha conversation you're gonna hear all week long I'm

your host Air funnelizer joining today, legend tells his unfailing professionalism

and Polish inspired Steve Jobs

to adopt the Pro moniker on Apple's most elite machines.

Leander Caney is here.

Good day, good evening.

Thought I was going for Lewis on that, didn't you?

No, but I got a real good one for Lewis.

If he were a piece of tech, he'd be an Apple watch because his diminutive stature belies his formidable power.

Louis Wallace is here.

What a compliment. Am I a series four, series five, series zero?

Sometimes I feel like a series zero.

I was thinking of like a zero, you know when that times out all the time.

You're talking to it and then you're waiting for it to do something and it just goes

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