405: Fast X

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2023

⏱️ 107 minutes

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We're joined by all-star guest masochists Rachel and Moishe for a review of Fast X.
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0:00.0	This movie was written through a pitch session for other movies.
0:10.3	Vin Diesel was in the room pretending to be a chair.
0:12.9	Everyone was like, that being big chair looks totally normal for a being big chair.
0:17.6	They were pitching other movies.
0:18.6	They were like, here's a buddy comedy movie.
0:20.5	Here's a rolled movie between a father and son.
0:23.5	Here's a prison break movie.
0:24.7	And at the end of it Vin Diesel stood up and he was like, you'll hire.
0:30.2	That's the only way that I can.
0:32.0	That's not good.
0:33.0	Can I agree to this?
0:34.0	OK.
0:35.0	The movie is a movie.
0:41.0	The movie is a movie.
0:44.0	The movie is a movie.
0:50.5	Welcome back to God off of movies.
0:52.5	We're each week.
0:53.2	We've got another terrible movie so you don't have to.
0:55.8	Except for those times when we find a cinematic masterpiece.
1:00.9	I'm your host Ethan Wright and I'm joined by a member of my family.
1:05.8	Eli Bosnick.
1:06.6	Eli family.
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