Thank you, thank you, gentlemen and gentlemen.

Hey guys, brand new podcast. It's your boy, Bert Chrysler. And by the way, we did happy

hour like two weeks ago on Friday at 8 p.m. Eastern time, 5 p.m. Western standard time,

West Coast time. And it went well. And so we're doing another one this weekend, Friday,

5 p.m. West Coast time, 8 Eastern. It filled up pretty quick. So I've extended it. I haven't

really figured out how many people I can let in. But we're going to, we've gotten it bigger.

So if you want, I'll really say code word, like a pass code, probably day of. It'll be a

joke for my punchline from a joke or my special. A big boy is streaming right now on Netflix.

The machine. Hey, big boy, secret time right there. That's secret time. I hope you guys

are enjoying these zoom podcasts. We're doubling up. Everything's released Monday. So two

bears won cave and Bill Bert are coming out Monday. So I stopped releasing on Monday

because I thought you don't need that much burden one day. I'm already fucking redundant.

A shit and talking so much that I feel like I'm no longer talking coherently. I feel

like I'm out of breath. I feel like I'm stumbling on words. I feel like I'm stuttering

nonstop. Is it possible to get an adult stutter? Fuck, what if I got an adult stutter? What

if it's some sort of, by the way, my, my cardiologist wanted to do a video chat to check

on my health. That's not how this works. I'm going to fucking lie to you. I'll be like,

no, I'm doing good blood pressure is down. You can't check it. It says 110 over 70. How's

that good? I think I might do the butt, the video chat with my cardiologist just because

I feel like I feel like I've been really healthy. This, I'm not losing weight though. I'm

eating like shit. I am murdering these goddamn granola bars and I just have little snacks

everywhere. Pretzels. I just, just snacks and I'm drinking way too much coffee and I'm

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