What shenanigans will Black Young Jin get into this week?

How many people will he beat the shit out of?

How many times will I hit this button?

By the power!

That's so satisfying.

Today I resume our investigation into the Unification Church, aka the Holy Spirit Association

for the Unification of World Christianity, aka the Family Federation for World Peace and Unification, aka the Moonies, a manipulative

controlling cult founded by Charismatic Scumbag, son Meung Moon, the True Father,

aka New and Improved Jesus.

A cult currently led by his former teen bride, the now 81-year-old Huck Jahan Moon,

the true mother, a totally stable woman, who seems to believe she's a living deity, and that

you know it's totally normal to share a meal with her dead husband. A woman still carrying

on the tradition of marrying total strangers together in

mass wedding ceremonies according to the cult's website you can sign up

right now for a newsletter at family fed.org and find out how to attend the next ceremony.

Oh, have fun! Go get married! Let this cult marry you so you can send in the best

time soccer update of all time. This is still a cult you can definitely join.

According to their Instagram profile for the US branch of their church

at Family Fed USA, they just had a blessing ceremony in April.

They post pretty frequently. And if you want you can follow them and you can

leave lots of cult cult comments under their posts like I've been doing. We'll

see if they get removed. How fun would it be to see so many of those comments under their post? Will they delete them?

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