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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

In this episode we discuss ovens, bedding, shoes, fantasy football, Twitter, and our favorite pasta shapes.

For more "If I Were You" check out Bonus Thursday Video episodes on our Patreon.

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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:30.0

If I were you, you got the problem. They're gonna solve them. They get from me.

0:37.0

Just a send an email in about your situation. They're gonna help you. It's the show.

0:45.0

If I were you. Last name, Gonsolviz.

0:51.0

Let the bloopers blow.

0:54.0

Last name, Gonsolviz. Gonsolviz.

0:57.0

He's putting it in the theme song for us. We don't have to worry about how to pronounce this last name.

1:03.0

Finally, it's about time. Gonsolviz.

1:06.0

That's just Gonsolviz.

1:08.0

He said Gonsolviz.

1:10.0

You just said Gonsolviz.

1:12.0

What is it, sis?

1:13.0

He said Gonsolviz. Gonsolviz.

1:16.0

I was so busy not messing up the C being a K.

1:20.0

That I'm kind of...

1:21.0

...is what we used to say.

1:22.0

Now it's Gonsolviz.

1:23.0

Gonsolviz.

1:24.0

Let's start over.

1:26.0

Justine? Justine? Justine? Justine Gonsolviz.

1:30.0

Thank you, Justine.

1:31.0

No.

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