403-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2017

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

We have found a secret that even Wikileaks couldn't get. There is a man who may or may not be Ryan Sickler that gave a chocolate kiss to Hillary Clinton and we have the DETAILS! You are NOT ready. PLUS, would any of you like to come over for moose soup later? What if we smoked two packs a day and slept with the whole village? Okay, see you at 7! Two hot new joints make this episode the kind you just want to put on some new jeans and rock out to.

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0:00.0	Da da da da.
0:07.0	I, Thomas Bumsis-Sigura, will be at the Richmond Funnybone one night only.
0:25.0	July 11th, there's two shows.
0:27.0	First show is sold out.
0:29.0	If you take us left for the second show, that's in short pump.
0:32.0	That's right. Good memory.
0:34.0	Yeah, there's a gas station there.
0:37.0	Virginia Beach, next night is sold out.
0:39.0	Green's Blowhors North Carolina.
0:43.0	Yeah, good one.
0:45.0	There's a few tickets left at the Cone Denham Entertainment Center.
0:48.0	Good.
0:49.0	That's July 13th.
0:51.0	Asheville is sold out. North Carolina.
0:54.0	That's easy. It's Asheville.
0:56.0	Right.
0:57.0	And then Charles has come South Carolina at the Charleston Guyard Center.
1:03.0	July 15th.
1:04.0	Because I say it or is it Gaylord?
1:06.0	I think, yeah, Gaylord.
1:08.0	Guyard?
1:09.0	Yeah, he's supposed to say Gayard, I think.
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