403: The Condom Kingdom | The Official Podcast

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2024

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about condoms. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday morning. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 403: Recorded 21/08/24 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uXkkGGyWm2yex0lfYlPyzVs7Xlm3PZ8ujcNw9MguZ6Y/edit?usp=sharing --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:44 Jackson’s Special Surprise 37:52 Condom Kingdom’s Reviews 42:17 Andrew’s Life is Strange Experience 58:01 If We Had the Ability To Time Travel 59:50 Interesting Things In Japan 1:08:35 The NRL Bite Incident 1:25:18 The Famous Hopoate Fingerings 1:33:04 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're going to. 2. Two, one.
0:25.0	one.
0:27.0	Good.
0:30.0	Good.
0:31.0	Hello everyone, welcome to episode 403 of the official podcast. My name is Jackson.
0:37.3	Andrew's here, Kaya's here. This is the show that you know and love and have known and love for seven years.
0:44.3	We're still doing it.
0:46.0	And this week I have a special surprise for everyone.
0:50.4	People listening to the show for a long time may recall a little story from my childhood I told or relayed early on in the show's history
1:00.0	about a magical land named Condom Kingdom. Do you guys remember this story?
1:05.0	No. Here and there. Sure. Okay.
1:10.0	Not at all. I remember you telling us that you used to take naked baths in the trash dump, but
1:15.8	Oh that was way earlier. Your brother tried to fuck a crab, your mom sent you porn, your house was
1:20.8	overrun with stray animals.
1:22.6	There's a lot of Jackson lore, but condom kingdom somehow got swept under the rug compared to all that.
1:28.0	Condom kingdom was my way of coping with all of that.
1:31.0	That explains a lot. Yeah. Okay. Let me let me frame
1:41.0	everything then so condom kingdom is a magical location from my childhood hometown of the
1:48.8	Gold Coast in Queensland Australia for those of you from Australia, you already know how
1:54.0	sleazy the Gold Coast is, but for people outside of Australia, Gold Coast is
1:59.4	kind of like, it's kind of like a large-scale tourist trap town based around like a kind of like a red light concept like it's all it's all very sleazy and and it's kind of like the nightclub central of Australia as well. You know that kind of vibe I don't know what you guys have over there that's similar to it honestly
2:17.8	But it's kind of like like like like a like a yeah the part in downtown. The sleazy, maybe, I guess, would be the closest.
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