403. Shooting Threes: 50 Shades Darker

Small Beans

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4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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As we learned, this franchise is not really a story as much as a continuous series of fantasy scenes. Good thing we have Sarah and Bridgett to walk us through it. At one point, Bridgett slams her leg on their table and like a classic dom, Sarah takes over the podcast. I’m just keeping track of how their status changes through these episodes. Anyway, as Sarah says in this podcast: “Let’s get to the fucking. This movie’s about the fucking. Let’s get to the fucking.” Features: Bridgett Greenberg: https://twitter.com/BridgettTweets Sarah Griffith: https://twitter.com/sk_griffith Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0	We're shooting three's just SMB. We're gonna watch and review film trilogies. It's off the
0:12.6	laughs. So just sit back. We're gonna drop Pelodons on this podcast. Welcome everyone to
0:18.8	shooting three's. We are at the two thirds mark of 50 shades. Almost there. Final lap.
0:25.0	We're gonna be breaking it down. I'm your co-host Sarah Griffith. And I am your other co-host
0:30.4	Bridget Lee Greenberg. There we go. I did it. There we go. You got that right. We divorced
0:37.3	because of creative differences, but decided. And my kinky fuckery are back in the red
0:45.1	room. 50 shades to even darker. 50 shades darker, which when I was looking up the movie, it
0:52.7	took me like, I had to Google which one am I watching? You know, we're coming off of a Fast
0:59.7	and Furious movie. The naming convention of the Fast and Furious movies makes more sense
1:04.6	to me than 50 shades. Is it tight compared to this? Yeah. They literally should just call
1:09.1	it like 51 shades. Just keep it simple. Just keep it easy. Do it like the ocean's movies
1:15.3	and just add like another person to the relationship. Right, right. There's a thrupple now. They
1:20.1	like added a third. Yeah. So I mean, maybe we'll get into the plot. I do want to start
1:28.7	off with a little bit of both a confession and something that I'm proud of. I fell into
1:39.4	a three hour 50 shades hole yesterday. That's one does. And boy, does this movie know how
1:49.2	to fall in a hole? Is that my right? One of our patrons, thank you. Shout out to our
1:55.2	patreon. Put me onto this video. I meant to watch that. And I'm going to summer. Thank
2:01.9	you. I'll go watch it. Yeah. Because honestly, a lot of it was just like seen, you don't
2:07.8	need to see all of it because I watched all of it. I watched about 90 minutes of 50 shades
2:14.6	analysis. Yes. Four video essays from folding ideas. So before we like get into the plot,
2:22.6	to back up with something we talked about in our last episode, which is the fact that
2:26.0	this is fan fiction based on tri-light, etc. Okay. Folding ideas kind of helped me reframe
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