Hello I'm Hal Loeblin and I'm Mark Gagliardi.

Since the dawn of humanity one issue has gone unsettled with the fate of the world in the balance.

We're here to settle once and for all.

High or cobbler. We're here to settle once and for all.

Hi, your cobbler.

That's right, don't worry everyone. We got this.

Podcast should have a theme song. Podcast should not have a theme song.

Yes, they should.

No, they shouldn't.

They sound good.

Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.

Hmm.

You know what?

You're right. We got this.

Welcome, we got this with Mark and Hell, the show that settles the debates that nobody else will touch.

Sometimes the debates that nobody else will touch. Sometimes the debates that nobody else is having.

Except us.

You know, sometimes people listen and they're like,

this is not a debate I've ever had before,

but I have very strong feel, the number of times, how many times have you seen in your limited social media interaction, someone who's like, I didn't realize I felt that strongly I started,

there's nothing the worst compliment you get as a podcast.

I wasn't really excited going in.

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