I need to apologize to you guys because I said one 15 and I am now

Eight minutes nine minutes late. That is my I am I apologize. I'm afraid to say anything

Don't you don't have to say anything. I'm apologizing to you and I'm apologizing to the fans

The shit got on the road a little late that being said a

Lot of news is happening between now and one o'clock

Jeff Bezos has now stepped down as CEO of Amazon

Yeah, why are you so excited about that? How does that affect us in any because there's a job opening and it could be me

I don't know if they're high. This is America Jack. I don't know if they're hiring actors for the position

But you could try audition maybe set itself. Listen. I've seen Ted talk all Ted talk is

Is somebody getting up on stage and convincing you that they are on

Point with their stuff. Oh

I love how you struggled for the sentence on point with their stuff with their stuff

That's like that what's his name the simple guy in the Simpsons when he goes Lisa. Do you like stuff?

Yeah, that's when Ralph Wiggum's trying to flirt with Lisa. Do you like stuff?

But I know what it is. I know how to do that if somebody writes it for me. I got you. I'm an actor. That's what I do

I have a theory that running Amazon

Maybe a bit out of your skills

I don't know. I don't know. I didn't say I wanted to run Amazon. I want to be the face of Amazon. How about that?

That's what I want. I want to be the face of Amazon when you think of toys and

Packages and deliveries and a bunch of jobs for Americans. I want you to think of me

Okay, okay, maybe they'll put your face on the box if you get the job

That's branding. It's speaking of your face on things. We should talk about this awesome new merch

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