#403: Mailbag (with Joe Derosa and Louis Katz in the park)

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🗓️ 5 October 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Joe Deros and Louis Katz met me in a park on the outskirts of Chinatown just to shoot the crap. Derosa and I drank Natty Lights. Katz kept his mask on the whole time. We got stared at by old Chinese people. A black dude named Freedom talked to us for far too long. It was a fun episode in the record-anywhere spirit of the Skeptic Tank. The mailbag part of it is something I do on my patreon. Patreon.com/SkepticTank.

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0:00.0	All right, we good.
0:02.0	I gave somebody a toxic shock syndrome in every
0:06.2	vagina one time from riding the subway and then I
0:09.9	finger blasted her.
0:10.9	What do you mean you touched the subway and then you
0:13.6	finger them?
0:14.6	I mean it wasn't like I was doing an
0:15.8	on purpose in order to like show or something.
0:19.1	It was just like I was on the subway.
0:21.6	I was holding onto like you know rods and such.
0:24.8	Yeah, man and then you she you can't get toxic
0:28.8	shock from that.
0:29.8	You see I would never have said that too but she did
0:31.9	start bleeding from every vagina.
0:34.2	Did you maybe in your moment fingernails right
0:37.3	afterwards.
0:38.3	Yeah, sure maybe it's fingernails scratched it.
0:39.3	Absolutely.
0:40.3	Maybe she got a period.
0:41.3	Have you heard of that?
0:42.3	Yes, I think she's familiar with the period.
0:44.3	That's why my first thought was period.
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