#402: 2020 State of the Union Part 2 w/ Dave Smith

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2020

⏱️ 269 minutes

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Summary

Dave Smith and I finish the last 4 hours of the craziest year of our state of the union podcasts we've ever done. There was just so much going on. We got into politics, the press, war, the way everybody's turning on each other, and the role of government. Dave was giving me eyes the whole time like he wanted more than just talk, if you get my drift. I

Check out Dave's podcast "Part of the Problem" if you want more political talk.

Check out Dave's other podcast "Legion of Skanks" if you want to hear a guy who knows how to shut up about what happened after this podcast that we can never take back if he doesn't want to get muted.

The Music

Public Enemy - State of the Union

John Lennon - All I Want is Some Truth

Grimskunk - America

Bruce Springsteen - This Land Is Your Land

Joe Rogan - Hugh Hefner

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Transcript

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0:00.0	get rid of her and get in even Kamala Harris or Tulsi like get somebody younger.
0:05.7	That's an old blood sucking vampire who just prays on like anyone under the 1%.
0:11.6	It seems like she drinks fetus blood every morning.
0:15.6	I don't know that she does, but it seems like she's like 600 years old and then drinks the blood of one fetus
0:22.5	and then it brings her back to like what she is now like 80 or whatever.
0:26.6	But I can't confirm that.
0:28.6	I would lean in that direction.
0:30.9	If I had to bet, I would bet she does.
0:32.3	She seems like a vampire right before she fucks a virgin and gets her.
0:34.8	That's exactly what I'm saying.
0:36.8	That is exactly what it is.
0:38.1	As you blow, she seems like.
0:55.8	Shut the fuck up.
0:57.2	Tariya's motherfuckers.
0:58.7	Stay away from me.
0:59.7	Mr. I am the law.
1:01.2	You are not in fact I'm God.
1:03.7	I got a lot.
1:04.8	Mr. V's United brakes take over.
1:06.8	Come over.
1:07.6	I'm in tear.
1:08.6	Fear the comover.
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