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What A Time To Be Alive

Comedy

4.8 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a rare bird laying an egg on a football field, a bear who ate too much and had to get a CT scan, parrots becoming friends over an animal internet, slugs playing ding dong ditch in Germany, and old people exercising using samurai stretches

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0:00.0	Amazon brings the UEFA Champions League.
0:03.0	Unbelievable!
0:05.0	With Tuesday's unmissable match.
0:08.0	Enchantingly wonderful.
0:10.0	World-class players.
0:14.0	Seller!
0:16.0	What a strike!
0:18.0	Incredible drama.
0:19.0	And Harlan!
0:23.0	History in the making.
0:24.6	Nice with take two!
0:27.2	The UEFA Champions League.
0:29.7	It's on Prime.
0:34.0	Welcome to What a Time to Be Alive.
0:39.9	The only podcast counting down everything this week that made you say, what a time to be alive.
0:45.5	And now, Patrick Monaghan, Kath Barbadoro, and Eli Udn.
0:49.8	Folks, welcome to be a lot of the podcast.
0:52.0	The Council of the podcast.
0:52.7	I'm Patrick Monaghan.
1:29.9	I'm Kath Barbadourou. I'm Eli Eli Uden. Hello. Hi, everyone. Welcome. Hello. You know what I was just thinking during that? Hello. How did Patty get stuck doing the intro? Was that just like a split second decision before our first episode and then you just are doomed to have to do that forever. Does he remember? I think basically yes. I think it was like literally just like, you know. He was the head honcho. Yeah, I was a honcho. I'm honcho. You're the boss. I think it had to start somehow. It's nice to have like a format as opposed to just like, hey, what's up guy?
1:42.5	You know what I mean? Just like, I don't know. It feels like a little like, you know, nice to have like. No, I'm, we have to have one. I'm glad we have one. I just didn't know how it, how it, how it, I didn't remember the origin of it falling to you specifically. I think it's just that.
1:43.8	Yeah, I don't think there's any real.
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