402: The Nibiru Movie

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Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Leisure, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

This week, Dan and Jordan from the Knowledge Fight podcast join us to ask "what if Mars is really a mythical dragon that punched Venus in the face?", answer "but it isn't though", and then ask, "yeah, but what if it was?"

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0:00.0	Elevates your summer nights
0:02.6	with all the indulgence of the new Magnum Double Star Chaser.
0:07.2	It crack in chocolate, popcorn flavor,
0:11.4	and rich caramel sauce for the night.
0:14.2	Pleasure is always on.
0:16.8	Magnum, true to pleasure.
0:23.8	Like, okay, we've looked out to even as far as 10,000
0:28.4	astronomical units away for a planet the size of Saturn
0:32.4	and there just isn't one.
0:34.0	And their response is like, well, you didn't look for a
0:36.2	smaller size planet.
0:37.4	Yes, yeah, you didn't.
0:38.2	You don't know.
0:39.0	You don't know.
0:39.4	Size one.
0:40.6	I bet your equipment doesn't even measure
0:42.5	planets half the size of Saturn.
0:44.7	You idiot.
0:47.2	So you're telling me you went up and down this beach with
0:49.2	a metal detector and found nothing.
0:50.8	Well, then the pirate's treasure is obviously
0:53.8	wood mother fucker.
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