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The Basement Yard

#402 - The Most Expensive Thing I Own

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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How much do you think the most expensive thing Joe owns is? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. You close enough. I'm closing up. I got to be a little modest bitch. Mm-hmm

0:05.9

I got to be modest. Why? I don't want to give away all my goodies. Oh white shirt. What are you talking about?

0:12.3

Yeah, you know, I just want the world to imagine what's underneath my really tight shirt because I've gained some weight

0:17.4

It's a way it's a white shirt. Well

0:20.4

Okay, you're making it. Oh, oh what if you wear white shirt

0:23.7

It's cool because you got it from fucking mr.

0:26.6

Off-white NYC or whatever it is. Wow

0:29.1

Is that it? Nope. No, who is it? I don't even know who you're referring. I know. I know

0:33.9

It's a serious question. Okay. What is the most expensive like bland shirt that you have dude?

0:38.6

I figured this out the other day and I could tell you that right now it is

0:42.2

Horrible really dude. This was like I found it the other day. I'll show you a picture of it

0:47.2

It's weird that you're bringing that well back. Wait. Wait. Well. Go back and beat me on my game

0:52.0

But I I fat because I just recently like a couple days ago and like last week

0:57.3

I've been doing it since I like moved in is throwing like a bunch of clothes donating

1:00.7

Donating it much close so I found this area donating these clothes. They are probably high

1:04.9

They're getting like fucking you know, sometimes sometimes I'm like I this was expensive like who's supreme slippers are these?

1:12.6

I've never bought anything from supreme. I

1:15.5

I don't know if I sent this to you, but I I found this shirt. It's a polo. Okay, and it's from Gucci

1:21.5

Oh, you did show me this you did show me this. Yeah, dude. I don't know why I bought it

1:26.3

Oh, you bought it. Yeah, what do you think Gucci sent it to me?

1:30.0

I don't know I don't know what your relationship, but Gucci is I have zero relationship with the Gucci Frankie

1:35.2

No one from Gucci wants you. No, no, all right, but I bought a polo from Gucci

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