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The Hello and welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast. I'm Mark Stores. With me as always is. Rob Morphy. Robert and. Crap. Hell on ice. Yes. It was in hell on Earth. I almost said hell on Earth. Yes. The Great Man Award DVD collection of the live shows. Yeah, there's like 27. There's part 34. Part two, though, the terrible truth. We're going back to Antarctica. We sure is the budjar. Oh, with all kinds of weird, crazy, creepy, enormous spider monsters. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yep. Five-legged. Yeah, which is, I did this in the last video for the $10 term. We did it again. I'm doing one of these. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to figure out how the, like it could be a proboscis, a feeding limb. Yeah. It's just used to scoop and shove into the giant mall. Could be. We don't know. Yeah. Which is actually really creepy. It's just like a sucky elephant.

Yeah, it's just weird. It's weird when things have odd numbers of appendages. Yeah, because how do you move bilaterally? You don't? There you go. Maybe it's like a master tail. Oh. Oh, master tail. Spider with a master tail. Trunk or a tail. Yeah. Okay. Sounds like a smash and pumpkin song.

Yeah.

Yeah, it is.

Brought that one back for you.

You really did. Spider with a master tail. Trunker tail. Yeah. Okay. Sounds like a smashing pumpkin song.

Yeah.

Yeah, it is.

Brought that one back for you.

You really did. Awesome. Billy. Billy Corgan. All right. Without further ado, we're diving into part two here. Hal on Ice, the Terrible Truth, the Let's get started with. In the 1990s, a military doctor found himself serving in one of the most remote outposts on Earth, McMurdo Station, Antarctica.

It would be during his 11-month stint that the doctor's worldview would be shattered by a stupefying series of disclosures involving colossal kaiju, international intrigue, mad science, black budget genetic atrocities,

archaic abomination, and as if it could get any worse, an army of mutated man spiders with a

taste for human flesh, all of which confirmed that the world's superpowers were not only aware

of the malevolent monstrosities roaming the white continent, but that they were in fact doing their best to weaponize them. Make them go bang, bang, boom, boom. I mean, I feel like that's what black budget people do. That's what they do. They're weaponizing everything. Throw rugs, weaponize it. I mean, not for another. Bag lunges. If they can walk, throw a gun on it. Sure. Why not? Sure. Yeah. I get that, you know, they're working for us and they're going to try to find ways to hopefully keep the collective we safe. So that's fine, though a little, little nutty. And if indeed what's going on here is true, well, Foxville. I mean, you need to have spider soldiers. I mean, you do. Yeah. Clearly. I'm sorry. Antarctic spider soldiers. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, it's a phone word to say.

It really is.

I'm going to trip all over it.

Yeah, no, I did.

Antoctic.

Yeah, just you just do soft consonants.

It makes it easier.

How do you do a soft concept?

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