They like cornbread but sex they care way too much but don't give a

fun They're the biver rednecks that makes some people upset they got three big old

Dix that you can suck.

All right, well here we are, everybody.

You suck them.

Yeah, indeed, look at you with the freed bee.

The bee is free.

You turn over a new leaf out here?

Yep, the bee is free, everybody. I'm turn over a new leaf I'm going to be is free everybody. I'm turning over a new leaf. I mean we serious about this.

Yeah. I mean I've been advocating for it for years but is it finally here?

It's finally among the year of our Lord 2024.

Yeah, I think it's time for the B to be free, you know, I am no longer,

I mean, look, I've been, let's face it. I've been a boy for a long time you know what I mean I've been a boy and I feel like now

That I'm a published journalist. I'm a published journalist I'm a man and it's time to just be I think I feel like

published journalist this is what we do we have slick head and we have a scraggly shitty beard and we give opinions that nobody cares about and so there you go

Are you ready for the heightened scrutiny that comes with being a published bald?

Of course.

Can't wait.

I got nothing to say.

Hell yeah, dude.

If people read my writing and the thing they go after me for is my baldness, I'll genuinely be thrilled.

That's funny because I thought this maturity was like a latent result of fatherhood, you know.

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