I'm really sick.

My hair fell out.

What do you got?

I don't know.

Gay.

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It's me.

Derek's dead.

It's him, sweetie.

Finally, one of us died.

I guess more pay. Not finally, like, in celebration. It's just like, you know, oh, oh, it happened. You know, the inevitable occurred. Finally isn't really the way you would say that. Really? You wouldn't say, finally, the Twin Towers came down? I was saying, oh, wow, the Twin Towers fell down. Oh, wow. It was kind of a finally. Not really. Yeah. finally means it was anticipation. Well, it's not necessarily

that there's anticipation. It's that it's that it is what the end of all things will be. It's like, finally, I'm sick. More like it looks like I'm sick. Like that's more like accepting and acknowledging it was, you know. Right. Finally, I'm sick. No, finally it's like anticipation. It's like you are waiting for it to happen. So it finally happened. Is that implied? Quite literally, yes. Well, finally, Derek died. Patreon.com, that's a StarTang, remember you can go over there. You can ask your questions into the show. You can write in at a certain tier. You can get access to our call-in voicemail number for a certain tier. You can get your name right at the end of the show for a certain tier. And you can get all of them for a certain tier. Whoa! Isn't that crazy? We all know how this shit works. Yeah. I shouldn't have to explain basic. I don't be like that. I think that's not basic. It's pretty, it's fairly basic. The concept of a subscription service. It's basic now, yes. I mean, it's been basic for a while now. Yeah. It's been basic for quite some time now. Yeah. It's been happening for quite some time. So nothing really happened other than, I don't know, there's news for me. You know, that's a thing. Mm. Yeah. Indeed. Is that, do we want to put that out? Not a big deal. I mean it's happening Unless I Unless I

But this might go live before the This might go for patrons anyway before that I don't think so Have they find out is that a big of a deal Because what are you going to do? Well I don't know That's kind of the thing I don't know Whatever I'll edit it out I'm editing it now You sure? It's not a big deal I'm thinking it's that big video.

I'm just going to. You sure? It's not a big deal. I don't think it's that big of video.

I'm just going to air on the same side. All right, I guess. So nothing's happening at all. Nothing's happening at all. Nothing at all. Nothing even slightly. There's quartering news. It's a lot of courting news. Have you looked up any of it?

I saw that a lot of people were just like, yo, dude, chill, my nigga.

Like, calm down. A lot of shit people do, but it's crazy. They were like, shitheads being like, yo, man, you're going, you're going too far. Yeah, that's crazy. Like, it's just like, it's, it was like the actions of evil. Like even Andy Worski Who was a hyper-petic shit for a period of time I was like hey bro

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