401: The Godfather

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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In this episode we discuss flirtatious dads and depressed teens. We also debut a new potential segment!

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	Am I a dick or am I right?
0:33.0	I can't pretend I don't care.
0:35.0	I need to know what to do.
0:39.0	Do you think I deserve this?
0:42.0	I'd like to seize the cheese.
0:45.0	Now I need you to juice.
0:48.0	I'm trying to decide it.
0:50.0	Am I right or am I wrong?
0:53.0	When you read this, call me Krenness.
0:56.0	In my coy diva song.
0:58.0	If you praise me, I'll be trapped.
1:02.0	I'll be chased if you hate me.
1:06.0	I'll burn my knee and ease soda.
1:11.0	oda, fa, jim-elda, cuntoda.
1:17.0	If I were you, I'd jim-elda, cuntoda.
1:25.0	That was incredible.
1:28.0	I wish he changed the song to be more about us.
1:32.0	It was a bit more of a acoustic cover.
1:37.0	The song came from something else.
1:42.0	He tweaked the language to the verbiage.
1:47.0	You're being so sweet.
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