401: The Dong That Lost Gold | The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Get 25% off Fitbod: go to https://www.fitbod.me/OFFICIAL Three close man friends gather around to talk about losing gold. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday morning. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 401: Recorded 07/08/24 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 00:45 Surviving On Caffeine 15:27 Tips for Jackson’s Japan Trip 19:08 Countries We Want to Visit 21:46 EMP the Pitcairn Islands 27:27 Fitbod Ad 29:12 Incest on an Island 32:03 Bad Writing in Porn 33:48 Olympic Shooters 48:32 The Only Bad Time To Have a Big Penis 55:40 Making the Most of Your 5 Minutes of Fame 1:02:38 RFK Jr. is Derranged 1:18:59 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Mom, Dad, can we work around?
0:03.0	James, come rounds.
0:04.0	Can we have Tykawai?
0:05.0	Your maker.
0:06.0	We need speakers.
0:07.0	Pastors.
0:08.0	He's broken it.
0:09.0	She's crying.
0:10.0	Where's the football?
0:12.0	Can we watch cartoons?
0:13.9	Need a crowd pleaser?
0:15.0	Let's watch something with planets.
0:16.8	A musical.
0:18.0	cartoons.
0:18.7	The match.
0:19.7	New E.E TV lets you search live and on demand all in one place. Search E. E. T.
0:27.0	E. T. E. T. requires E. E. broadband. Content may vary terms apply. you. Oh, I want to start now. It's my turn to start.
0:54.0	Jackson's start. Jackson started last time and it was a big one.
1:06.5	That's why. Welcome, welcome to the official podcast. I'll go ahead and throw back to an old bit and here's Jackson with the first topic.
1:15.0	Oh, you got me in a bad time. I'm drinking energy drink. I never drink energy drinks. This is awful.
1:20.0	How do people drink this?
1:21.0	Oh no.
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