401: The Bad Fairy Liquid Baby Is Teleporting the Grease into my Stomach

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2020

⏱️ 44 minutes

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So I guess we're doing another hundred of these things? Alright then. Easy. Doesn't even bother us. Gav digs up feature dregs from the bottom of the ideas barrel and dusts them off, good as new. Steve is being haunted by a horrible adult baby who lives under the sink. And Log prepares his pub for a socially distanced reopening. We hope you enjoyed the last 400 episodes half as much as you're going to enjoy the next 400. Thanks for all the support. We love you x

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features, a regular regular regular features.
0:03.8	A regular regular features are regular features.
0:07.6	Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is exactly the same every single damn week.
0:16.1	Starring this week, me, Gav, him, Steve, and the other him, log.
0:23.9	Boys, what you got?
0:25.0	What you got for me this week?
0:26.3	I've got a feature all about the nude, dirty, fairy baby.
0:29.6	It's a filthy bastard.
0:32.7	He's nude, he's dirty.
0:35.1	They've upgraded the fairy liquid baby to a horrid, horrid, horrid, horrid leather baby.
0:40.5	Oh, no, I can't wait to hear all about that.
0:44.7	Log, what have you got for me?
0:45.9	I've just got nothing but a mess of anguish about opening my pub and making you come to it.
0:54.5	And I'm going to be deciding what feature I'm doing next week on this week's podcast.
1:00.9	It's never been done before.
1:02.3	They said it could have been done.
1:04.0	It will be done.
1:05.0	And yet we do it every week.
1:06.9	Amazing.
1:08.4	Are there no bounds to our abilities?
1:11.9	Are there no limits to our abilities? Are there no limits to our talents?
1:14.8	Do we know what impossible even means?
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