All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcasts so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what? Even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcast subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Invested all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcasts by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters at or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

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Oh yeah, God showed up. I don't give a shit when I put in my body. You don't ever fucking do that. So if you've never done all, then you're extra virgin.

No girl, it's my plan. I showed my dad my penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get more honest.

0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 1, 0, 1, negative 1, negative 2, negative 3, negative 4, no, no, you didn't crack the code there, Joey.

Oh, I got you fastest wins. I don't know nothing.

Fastest wins and doesn't know binary numbers. I think he fell for the draper.

One's in zeros, faster.

Spencer. What did you think that Joey was do? Joey, what did you think Toby was doing there instead of counting three to one when he started saying ones in zeros? What what you think?

I thought it was just meaningless and I'm not even sure what numbers he was saying was that negative one negative.

No, he was just saying zeros. He was saying sequences of zeros and ones where he normally says, three to one.

Joey immediately takes anything and has to add negative. He turns it negative.

Even with numbers, you immediately go negative.

That's funny. That's actually probably a real insight to some things in a brain.

Oh, it was no negative. That's not true. You generated the negativity.

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