Oh yeah, it's another mini episode. It's another episode. It's talking

gang since the 2020 player profile and projection and we are talking about my

dude, Masahiro Tanaka. The sun will come out tomorrow but you're bottom dollar

that tomorrow. There will be Tanaka. That got that wrong. It's the best John

Stern in Clip Ever but I don't have that on my soundboard right now.

Anyways, the sun will come out. Tanaka, but your bottom dollar that Tanaka,

there will be sun. Anyways, thinking about that clip gets me jazzed up.

It's a good clip. Okay, Masahiro Tanaka is the subject of today's episode. If

you don't like Tanaka, go stab yourself in the thigh with a pencil and get a

mildly mild case of lead poisoning. Jesus. I think back in 2017, I had a quote

that said, if you're a Yankees fan and you don't like Masahiro Tanaka, then I

still like you but not as much because you should. You should like Masah.

Really good quote. You know, people have been saying it forever, dude. They're like,

yeah. If you go to John Boy quotes, you search John Boy quotes. I have like a

brainy quote.com page dedicated to me, but it's just that one. Yeah. Yeah.

It's all about, you know, if you're a Yankees fan and you don't like Masahiro Tanaka,

I still like you but not as much.

brainy quote.com slash John Boy slash Masahiro dash Tanaka, dash quote. Tanaka is the best.

He killed the raise last year. Yeah, they don't even know what's going on.

Like call PETA type bullshit on the raise. People, people forget Tanaka isn't all

star last year, Jim. People do forget that. People also forget that Boone left him out

to die in Boston. You just butter knife first. Can you do you have butter knife stats for

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