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Blue Apron, and by Tony D's house of October surprises. Call me Rudy. I'm not saying I could do good

I'm just saying I could do better than the guy you got now. And now the Skating Atheist.

It's the Simpsons watch a long podcast

Because Professor Frank would agree with Professor Farndworth that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men

It's Thursday. It's October 22nd and it's International Caps Lock Day. Yeah, for when you're losing a Facebook fight,

But you want to lose it loudly. I have no illusions. I'm Eli Bosnick. I'm Ethan Wright and from Jason Voorhees, New Jersey

Cincinnati Swing State and Good Husband Georgia. This is the Skating Atheist.

On this week's episode, California Church is assured that it's been votes and prayers this whole time. Donald Trump

Demands to have fact checkers from the onion at the final

Don Ford will be here to talk about hemorrhoids, but first the diet rod

Did you ever hear about the time that Tony Perkins offered to buy a homeless guy a burger

But wouldn't spring for the fries

Okay, how about the time that Eric Prince helped his elderly neighbor carry out his trash, but left the heaviest bags for the neighbor

Okay, one more one more what about that one time when the asshole who started the proud boys helped an old lady cross the street

But got bored three quarters of the way through and gave up on her

Never heard any of them, huh? I'd be tempted to say we don't tend to write up international headlines about the times when otherwise

Immortal people who had immortal organizations do somewhat good things half-assedly

But if that was the case, why the fuck would I know about the Pope just now endorsing civil unions?

My god, how low is the bar for this guy?

Right

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