400th Episode: The Cake

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2019

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Dan Lippert, John Gemberling, and Jessica McKenna join Matt Besser to celebrate the 400th episode of improv4humans! They’ll perform scenes about a dress code bar, a common law high school fling, and a big-big brother program. Plus, they confront an airplane toenail clipper, take the fast pass on Mt. Everest, and deliver a post-improv set press conference. Besser reveals the cake conspiracy inside Earwolf. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com/IMPROV code: IMPROV).

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0:00.0	Q1, you are entering an improvised comedy show restricted to humans only. Improv for humans with Matt Besser. Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests will perform fully improvised scenes.
0:22.0	Today is episode 400 featuring John Gunnbrilling, Jessica McKenna and Dan Lipput.
0:29.0	What are you talking about here?
0:31.0	When you go to an event like a wedding, like the lead up, all the shopping and the day leading up to it is just anonymous people in my head telling me...
0:41.0	Hold on though, you're not a groom, I know that. So you're a best man or you're just a random 100 guest?
0:49.0	Random 100. Oh, really?
0:50.0	This is like parties too, I think, right?
0:53.0	I guess I don't go to enough parties where people are of big stylish.
0:57.0	Yeah, where there's a big dress code bar.
1:01.0	I went...
1:02.0	Dress code bar.
1:03.0	Like, um...
1:04.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
1:06.0	Not DFTNATHT to go get a drink if...
1:08.0	Before you can...
1:09.0	What are you wearing tonight?
1:10.0	I'm an ASCAAA.
1:12.0	Yeah, some cufflinks, a boa.
1:16.0	Did you actually want to go, Vic, that we don't have a full bar, it's just signature cocktails beer and wine.
1:22.0	So we can give you the Bolo Thai, the suspenders or...
1:28.0	Okay, I like the Bolo but, uh...
1:31.0	Is it just the pastel coyote? Do you have anything turquoise?
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