400. Kings of King: The Dark Tower

Small Beans

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Abe and Michael examine the 95 minutes of the 2017 action/adventure film The Dark Tower. Based on an eight book saga, this "sequel" was critically panned and financially a sleeper. Why wasn’t it memorable for some? Does it hold up on a second viewing? Your dads, Abe and Michael, would never fight, but they definitely have a difference in opinion. Look at that! 400 podcasts/videos! Hurrah us! And you! You made this happen! Features: Michael Swaim: https://twitter.com/SWAIM_CORP Abe Epperson: https://twitter.com/AbeTheMighty Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0	Steeve, Keeve, Keeve, Keeve.
0:28.5	Dark Tower, the tower you'd love to break, but you mustn't break.
0:40.4	Jake Chambers has the shine.
0:44.1	Walter says, I'ma make it mine, but his name can be said by anyone.
0:51.8	Ah, dark tower, just the man I was looking for.
0:55.0	That was a mashup of Goldfinger and Assumption's reference.
1:00.7	Yeah, you drifted there for a bit, but now I'm all on board.
1:05.9	I'm on board with all of it, always.
1:07.9	Whenever you're singing, I'm toe-tapping, you know what I mean?
1:12.0	That one was a little pitchy dog, I got to say, but we got there, and that was the charm.
1:18.1	That's the charm.
1:19.1	Yeah, it's got charm.
1:20.2	Also, it was laden with information, because indeed we are talking about the dark tower,
1:26.2	the tower that you want to break, but you shouldn't break.
1:30.1	Um, and this is, of course, the Kings of King, whoo, whoo, I'm with Abe Epperson.
1:37.4	Hey, you're supposed to say, yeah, you got it, yeah, and the guy who just introduced
1:45.1	me is Michael Swain.
1:47.1	Man, when Lauren Lafgis, Paul F. Tompkins, and Scott Ockerman do it, it sounds very natural.
1:52.8	Well, we could, it's because they could re-record it, you see how none of this matters?
1:58.8	Like I could edit this right now, we could do a take-to and perfect it, if that's what
2:02.7	we wanted.
2:03.7	I think podcasting is about authenticity and organic growth, so no.
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