What is up guys it's Andy for Sella and this is the show for the realest

of modern society and we're going to cruise the internet if you're curious about what cruise the internet means

it means we are going to throw three headlines maybe four depending on how we feel and depending on the fuckery happening in society

and we're going to discuss what's going on in the world then we're going to identify the problems at the root of the propaganda then we're going to make fun of people that believe it and then we're going to offer a solution that's how the show goes

okay we make fun of a lot of shit if you are a sensitive person with no sense of humor this is definitely not the show for you if you want to win and you want to kick ass and you want to understand what's going on

and you want to be rich as fuck and you want to do all this shit this is the show for you that's what we do here because understanding what's going on in the world is the foundation of personal success and freedom for the rest of your life as an individual

and that's why we also have Q and A F now Q and A F is where you get to submit your questions and then I will graciously bestow my answer upon you

and submit those questions to all guys email those questions in to ask Andy and Andy for sell it.com and I know you guys happy you fucker just hate me and you hear that shit and you think I'm being serious

you're falling into the group of the sense of humor lacking people that should turn the fucking show off because anybody who's listened to me for any amount of time understands that the reason I have valuable information is because I'm an idiot

okay that's the truth I fucked everything up a million fucking times I've learned every fucking lesson there is the hard way and I just can't quit I'm just not a quitter

and that gives me a valuable wealth of information to share with you because unlike most of these other social media gurus I'm just a regular fucking dude who fucks everything up okay and I'm not too proud to admit it all right that's the truth

I've made bad decisions I've done bad things I've fucked up my life over and over and over again and I've learned and I've gotten better and I've improved and you know I tell a famous story about how my guidance counselor told me that I wasn't the cream of the crop

and I was sitting in my house the other day and I set a picture to my dot it was a pretty baller picture with the caption that said

and this is the shit that comes to me when I'm at home and I'm smoking a little reef and I'm thinking of shit I said and I think I said it on the yesterday show

my guidance counselor was right when he said I wasn't cream of the crop he was absolutely right I'm fucking proof that you don't have to be and that's what makes my information valuable

so if you're looking for perfect if you're looking for someone who has never made a mistake if you're looking for someone that's impeccable and pretends he's the Jesus of entrepreneurs I'm the wrong motherfucker

okay there's plenty of other people for that no hurricanes yeah it's just a point of the societal expectation that people are somehow these perfect fucking people

grow a perfect motherfucker can't teach you very much you know who could teach you the most the people who have destroyed their shit over and over and over again and then figured out how to make it work

that's what kind of dude I am okay we also have real talk real talk is five to 20 minutes of me ranting about a problem I see and I think needs to be solved

the last one I did was on the the intentional victimhood of our own selves and why it's important for us to be our own best friend I did that last Saturday

you want to scroll back a few episodes you can listen to it that's what a real talk is and then for those of you who like to listen to every other

fucking podcast on the internet that is an interview format I do sort of kind of have an episode format for you we call it full length but you probably

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