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And I'm extending the intro.

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And most importantly, a big shout out to all the women who listen who are some of the most gorgeous and sexy women in the world big wink from

us big kiss when we see you how are you we've been trailing he's been trailing a big new intro

and i was worried we were going to have some kind of Joe Budden style like

rave horns and all of that kind of thing you'd be listening to Budden again yeah rot to my

brain that's when you know you I think you're in a bad place yeah yeah how much

budden is he consuming on a weekly basis I yeah I'm aware I'm I'm losing work to complete

buttons sorry I can't do the gig tonight skin I can't fucking play the rent because I haven't been to work in a week trying to finish a button. Sorry. Yeah, new intro. I like it. Yeah, I think it's nice. High energy, I'm sick of the, welcome to the podcast, podcast, podcast. Yeah, yeah. It's like getting loud, hard, make it clear. And I, you know, let's let the listener know. This is our second time trying to record this episode. We haven't got cables long enough to power up the machine or something. But first time around, I didn't do the big kiss when we see you. No. And ladies. Yeah, so so in a way there's probably some kind of divine

intervention to make us do the intro again because i wouldn't have been able to to sleep tonight

if you'd not said a big kiss and a big wink to the ladies i'm going to give them all a big kiss

when i see them yeah i was just thinking i was like there are at least two women they've said

that they've bought tickets to the live show Really? Yeah Who we don't know personally Or? I don't know those women personally I've never met them before In my life In your life But you know They're online as we all are Yeah So you're back I'm back from holiday You from holiday. Jake's been away. We're talking about the omelet man. Yeah. You've been all inclusive in. You've been, you were Greece, weren't you? Yeah, really interesting holidays for me because obviously it's like very difficult to just be with my thoughts for long periods of time. Like my whole life is really a battle to avoid that as far as possible.

But the whole point of the holiday is that just relax, just chill out, read a book or

whatever.

So obviously my brain is just looking for things to be annoyed about.

Is there some loud music I can complain about?

Are there some teenagers I can report to the management?

You're so ready to be a dad. You're so ready. Do you think that's it? Yeah, you're really there. This is, this is it. This is it. I'm looking on with pride at this. I'm like, yes. That's my boy. But no, it was wonderful time. Watch the two England games out there. Really. That's a touch, man. Well, but a big hit with the misses on the last night of the holiday when we take two hours out of the kind of staring into the Adriatic to instead stare at a screen with the worst football match on it I've ever seen, the Denmark game. Oh, God. Even at the end of it, she was like, so deflated.

It's just that we just spent two hours inside so we could watch that. What time was it? It was like, that one was like 8 o'clock our time. So it was like 8 to 10 or something like that. Yeah, but it's this time of year. It's still sunny at that time. Yeah, yeah. This is my fucking obsession with the sun.

I'm like June, Greece, yes.

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